They tend to come off as 'masculine'. Assertive. Short tempered. Thinks they're everyone's boss.
They are like still waters. Calm and steady. They don't really want to share their food with you, don't even try it.
Quick witted. Natural storytellers. If they smile a lot, they probably hate you.
Caring. Always worrying about you despite themselves. Probably should be on drugs.
Natural hosts. Treats everyone like they're best friends. Only do it because they know a king is nothing without their people.
Analytical. Tend to be intellectually conceited. They'll offer to help you and then complain about it. If you do something about it, they'll complain even more.
Charm overload. Peacekeepers. Always on everyone's side. Gossip masters. Would self destruct rather than make a decision.
Quiet power. Hard to figure out. Fucks up shit for fun. They laugh at your distress and your inability to figure out they did it.
The life of the party. Blunt honesty. Talks shit then forgets about it 0.5 seconds later. Not suitable for fragile egos. They have a fragile ego.
Stern. Probably your math teacher. Type of humor that you are always left wondering if you were the joke. Works harder than you could ever.
Weird and contradicting. Believes in conspiracy theories. Probably gets turned off if more than one person likes the same thing they do.
Imaginative. Altruistic. Martyr complex. Spends 90% of the time daydreaming. Probably on drugs or at least look like it. Hobo chic. Probably crying right now.
after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in itIt could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket
when you got nothing you got nothing to lose
I got a job after reblogging this !
I GOT 40$
I GOT $1360! <3<3
eh why not
Eh. Why not?
I always reblog this cuz it worked once. It didn’t work the second, third, or fourth time, but maybe the fifth time will be the charm.
how the hell did we get the idea pink isn’t a cool colour
because scientifically speaking pink doesn’t even exist; it fits between violet and red on the spectrum but actually what goes there is infrared and ultraviolet and all those things we can’t see
pink is the ambassador of an otherworldly and unknowable realm it is the most badass colour out there
BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON
BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON
THIS IS THE BEST HARRY POTTER THING I WILL EVER FUCKING REBLOG THERE ISN’T EVEN A CONTEST I SHIT YOU NOT
OK, no offense you guys, but have you ever participated in oral sex? It is very difficult to do when both people are standing up…
Hank, I think the spread legs could be/ are of someone squatting against the wall while the other person is standing. Maybe there’s even a stool or cauldron to squat on. :0) Who can resolve this curiosity for us?
OK…I think it’s actually completely possible that one of them is sitting on a stool (or cauldron) and this is, in fact, BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON